About The Author

Sophie Duncan has recently returned from the street with two sex shops, two churches, a dodgy Norwegian deli and The Obama Carwash to the rural idyll in which she spent her formative years. She still aspires to be just about everything and she still has two degrees.

Sophie Duncan is in fact back amongst the dreaming spires, having left the rural idyll of her childhood for another quasi-rural idyll beside a large flood plain and next to a graveyard the aforementioned street with two churches, two mosques, the Obama carwash and also, now, a flasher.

The dodgy Norwegian deli has closed.

She still has two degrees, but is getting a third. Good.

Also, now she’s a lecturer.